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"Too much beige."

"They grow up so fast."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Out of control

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

American Venn diagram

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Andrew Marr

The killing of journalists

Wearing all black

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

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What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

'You're definitely a winter.'

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

Am I in good shape, Doc? If you think "spherical" is a good shape. (Published originally on January 9, 2014.)

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

"Greed, anger, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, gluttony and sloth showed losses."

"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

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"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

". . . and at your age, it wouldn't hurt to go see the blacksmith a little more regularly, too."

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"