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'You're definitely a winter.'

Trial by Media

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Jose Padilla Experience

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."