Color T-Shirts

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Wearing all black

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Red Whine

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Theatre Crowd

"Too bright."

Hamlet

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

They were mysteriously drawn together

"He's an abstract artist."

A pretention of playwrights

Creative Baby.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Midsummer Night's Dream

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'