Color Matching Gifts

A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Tartan Suit.

"My ophthalmologist says it'll take a few days for my pink eye medicine to kick in, so I figure I might as well color-coordinate in the meantime."

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Artist on the Beach

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

I'm color blind, please help.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Colours

Painter's Duel.

Trash-talkin' artists

Fashion Nursery School

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Men will never understand.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Artistic license.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Wearing all black

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"