Colors Gifts

'If you want to survive you've got to go green!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'This outfit...does it only come in this color?'

'Be honest now. Does this color make me look fat?'

'There's something wrong with the rainbow, Mum.'

'I just don't think blue's my colour.'

Fashion Nursery School

Colours

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Penguins walking through a rainbow.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Watch me freak Carol out by changing to orange on this pink couch.'

Pierre Bonnard.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Mommy, is 'fuchsia' a naughty word?'

You look tired, Randy. Hot date last night? I had a date. That is correct. But was it hot? A gentleman doesn't tell whether a date was "hot" or not. No … but you usually do. Didn't you just patent "Randy's Hot-o-Meter," the hat that turns from white to pink to red, depending on the hotness of last night's date? Did you know the inventor of bacon was vegetarian? He was? Who knows? Point is, inventions are not a statement of principles.

JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

'Gold just isn't your color.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

I'm color blind, please help.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"