Color Schemes Gifts

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Colours

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Trash-talkin' artists

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Fashion Nursery School

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Ceiling Paint

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Chicken

'Do these come in blue?'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Pierre Bonnard.

Complementary Colors

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

Sky blue