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'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

Fashion Nursery School

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Colours

Trash-talkin' artists

Ceiling Paint

'Do these come in blue?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Chicken

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

Pierre Bonnard.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'You're definitely a winter.'

Sky blue

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