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Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Sweep the board.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Electronic Abacus

Chess on TV

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"We're making progress."

Battleship Bingo Night.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."