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'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'