Color Scheme Enthusiast T-Shirts

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Instant art

"Dadgum this color blindness."