Color Scheme Enthusiast T-Shirts

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art