Face Recognition Pillows

Batman - Face ID

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Face Mask Romance

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Face painting - children have no faces

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Sergeant Stripes

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Painting dad's face

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Coronavirus

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"