Name Recognition Pillows

'Just so you know - the old receptionist called me Dave, and she called the other Dave, The Other Dave.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Batman - Face ID

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

Tombstones with convention name tags