Name Memorization Expert Pillows

Ribbons for Everyday Life: Cooked A Strange Vegetable, Ironed a Shirt, Remembered Her Name, Removed Rock From Shoe.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Naming that Impala

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Tom Cruise

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

Argh, me forget grocery list.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"He's got a photographic memory."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"