Name Memorization Expert Pillows

Ribbons for Everyday Life: Cooked A Strange Vegetable, Ironed a Shirt, Remembered Her Name, Removed Rock From Shoe.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"He's got a photographic memory."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."