Name Memorizer Pillows

"That new kid came up to me today. He said 'hi,' but I couldn't remember his name."

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A boy with a camera

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"How's your memory?"

Argh, me forget grocery list.