Nickname Collector Pillows

' So, which one of you is the famous 'Bird man' ?'

Do I have everything Irons, woods, balls, tees,colourful nickname

"And tell me Monsieur, why did they call you 'Le Petomaine'?"

"Sleepy Joe. . . Crazy Bernie. . . Pocahontas. . ."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"In memory of Lofty Thomas."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

'Why does Helen call you 'The Nutcracker'?'

"No matter how old I get, he still calls me 'boy'."

Buttinsky Bob got his nickname because he always tried to butt in. At least, that's what he liked to believe.

Sid was regretting having a tattoo...all his mates now call him Popeye!

'Struck by lightning, twice.'

'Never yell 'BUBBA' in a crowded Alabama bar!'

S Tournament

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

Resort town boxing champs

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

Tombstones with convention name tags