Nickname Collector Gifts

' So, which one of you is the famous 'Bird man' ?'

Do I have everything Irons, woods, balls, tees,colourful nickname

"And tell me Monsieur, why did they call you 'Le Petomaine'?"

"Sleepy Joe. . . Crazy Bernie. . . Pocahontas. . ."

"Land salmon. . ."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"In memory of Lofty Thomas."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

'Why does Helen call you 'The Nutcracker'?'

"No matter how old I get, he still calls me 'boy'."

Buttinsky Bob got his nickname because he always tried to butt in. At least, that's what he liked to believe.

Sid was regretting having a tattoo...all his mates now call him Popeye!

'Struck by lightning, twice.'

'Never yell 'BUBBA' in a crowded Alabama bar!'

S Tournament

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

I never want to hear you call me "Debbie Downer" again, Lance. Fair enough. How do you feel about "Betty Bringdown"?

You really need to lose weight. Fearing your employees will no longer call you "the big boss" is no excuse.

Resort town boxing champs

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Pet Cemetery.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"