Nickname Collection Gifts

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Pet Cemetery.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

Tombstones with convention name tags

"How am I meant to be a lean mean killing machine with a name like 'Twinky'!"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Land salmon. . ."

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

"My first pet was called Brian, and my mother's maiden name was Smith. . . see, even my porn name is boring."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"