Vintage Nickname Collector Gifts

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Pre-Television Man Caves

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Wow!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"