Vintage Nickname Collector Gifts

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

JET (Part I)

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Wow!"