Name Rememberer Pillows

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Wall of Office Memories

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Heaven

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

You are not forgotten!

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'