Line Memorizer Pillows

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Inside One's Memory Bank

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Pi fight!

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

"My memory's not too good these days."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'20 years ago we used to wonder where we'd be in 20 years. Where were we then?'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

Menace.

"How's your memory?"

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."