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Instructional guide to scribbling

Inside One's Memory Bank

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Pi fight!

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"My memory's not too good these days."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"How's your memory?"

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

Menace.

'20 years ago we used to wonder where we'd be in 20 years. Where were we then?'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'