Line Memorization Master T-Shirts

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Man with post it note

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"FISH ON"

Study more to pass more tests.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'