Memory Master T-Shirts

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'

'Dang, I forgot my notes!'

How Not to Remember Names

"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I can't teach them anymore."

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

"My memory's terrible these days"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

The Mnemonic Plague.

"I'm having trouble with my short term memory .. I'm here because of my short term memory .. "

"Sorry it late. I forgot"

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

'Why do you drink so much?' 'I forgot!'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

Wrong way.

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

"I finally memorized my bug number."

'How could you - of all creatures - forget our anniversary?'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

Memory school.

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

'This business isn't just about who you know. It's about who you can remember.'

Amnesia Clinic

'What do you mean, you forgot? Elephants never forget!'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'I have a good memory for most things - it's only facts that throw me.'

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Rogue Elephant: "But I want to forget."

"I know I should forget it, But I don't seem to be able to."