Memory Master Prints

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'

'Dang, I forgot my notes!'

How Not to Remember Names

"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I can't teach them anymore."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

The Mnemonic Plague.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Why do you drink so much?' 'I forgot!'

"I'm having trouble with my short term memory .. I'm here because of my short term memory .. "

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

"Sorry it late. I forgot"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

Wrong way.

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

'What do you mean, you forgot? Elephants never forget!'

Amnesia Clinic

"I finally memorized my bug number."

Memory school.

'I have a good memory for most things - it's only facts that throw me.'

'This business isn't just about who you know. It's about who you can remember.'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

'How could you - of all creatures - forget our anniversary?'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Rogue Elephant: "But I want to forget."