Memory Master Wannabe T-Shirts

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Study more to pass more tests.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."