Memory Master Wannabe Gifts

'Y'know, I can never remember the name of that actor who was dating J-Lo.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Study more to pass more tests.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Hi again

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?