Memory Meister Gifts

Welcome: Forgetful Persons Anonymous.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Study more to pass more tests.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'