Memory Meister Gifts

Welcome: Forgetful Persons Anonymous.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Study more to pass more tests.

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'