Memory Masters T-Shirts

"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."

"I already use memory training program on the internet - it's called remembering my passwords."

"I'm leaving you, Brian - you'll forget me in time. . . well, probably not."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

My First Camera

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man with post it note

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

Origins of a family tradition.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

London map drawn from memory.

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Pictures of your family?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."