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'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

Memory School - Mnemonics - 'You simply associate each number with a word, such as 'table' and 3,4,76,029.'

'Yes, I do have a good memory, but I didn't pay attention in class: Can you please help me with my homework?'

'How do you know you never forget a face?'

'What do you mean you forgot?'

'He reckons he's got a photographic mind. Pity he never had it developed.'

Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

'I'm afraid your memory card has Amnesia.'

'Does he really need a pin number advisor?'

'I don't ever remember being as forgetful as I have been lately.'

'Hold on, I'm loading my 'I know the face but not the name' software.'

'We need to decide where to put what's left of your money. I suggest something short-term - like your memory.'

Amnesiac Deja View

"Poor guy is saddled with total recall. He remembers everything the New York Times has printed in the last 45 years."

"Her memory's going-can I get it put right on the National Health?"

"Frankly, nowadays people just want to forget."

"Sure, I remember everything, especially my mistakes: How could I forget them with my wife reminding me of them all the time..."

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'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

Study more to pass more tests.

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

'I drink to forget.' 'Forget what?' 'I don't remember.'

"Now where did I park my car?"

'... Well if you've got such a 'great photographic memory', how come you can't remember borrowing my camera?'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"I have a photographic memory, but it's like a Polaroid, so I have to vigorously shake my head so the image will appear more quickly."

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

"Maybe that isn't the way it happened, but that's the way it should have happened, and that's the way I'm going to remember it happened."

Don't forget - Right, left, left, right, right, left, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, left, right!

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"