Memory Guru T-Shirts

'Hi there!... I know, that you know, that you know me from somewhere. But I'm not going to remind you, because I'm enjoying your look of excruciating embarrassment far too much!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I don't know who you are!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Study more to pass more tests.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."