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"Where did you last have everything?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Essex computer.