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Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Pi fight!

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."