Memory Minder T-Shirts

'Er...have I just been or am I just going?'

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Wall of Office Memories