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"Mr. Total Recall"

Never forgets/Sometimes forgets/always forgets.

Where was I?

'I see Ron's still got a terrible memory for names!'

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"I cross the road to forget."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

All the apps hidden within a phone

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.