Memory Warrior T-Shirts

'It tastes good and is guaranteed to improve memory, but I can't remember to take it.'

'He joined to forget,'

Getting older is...Going into a room and forgetting what you have done in there for.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Where was I?

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'You're always living in the past.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Wall of Office Memories

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

You are not forgotten!

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Remember when?... When was that?

Ready for the curves life throws at you.