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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Where was I?

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Took On Too Much

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Manual Labor.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

Computer whisperer.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."