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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Where was I?

All the apps hidden within a phone

Took On Too Much

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Manual Labor.

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Computer whisperer.

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'