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"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"He's not much of a hunter, but he's great with computers."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Scan it for signs of life."

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'There's a syntax error in line 125010.'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"I do not think I've been spending too much time at the computer!" - "htmm...<<mttv>://htppmmhnt....."

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Is that HTML?"

"He seems to think that writing apps about housecleaning is the same as housecleaning itself."

"Nice game design Billy. Perhaps a bit too realistic!"

Hacker's Club: Gone Phishin'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Piano Recital

Nerd tryouts.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'He will observe your text now...'

Gerald Ratner's return

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"