Binary Wizard T-Shirts

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Creative accounting.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'