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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

Creative accounting.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'