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'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

I love maths.

'One loophole per taxpayer only'

'I think your son shows aptitude for become a pollster...'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Joseph Lagrange

The tests get harder...questioning unemployment levels.

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

"I'm a corporate cook. My specialty in books."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The president's men

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

The Shrinking Dollar.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Maths is fun!'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Fitness guru.'

"Have you been working out?"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'