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'We blame all our accounting problems on our computers--so we're upgrading to a model with an 'ethics' component.'

"We're cooking the books."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Maths is fun!'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

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"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Shakespeare Quote

'How many words per minute do you type?'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.