Number Wizards Gifts

'We blame all our accounting problems on our computers--so we're upgrading to a model with an 'ethics' component.'

"We're cooking the books."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Maths is fun!'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Shakespeare Quote

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'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"