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"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Giuseppe Verdi

We never roam anymore.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"Page 33, line 4..."

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Randy Newman.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

Cagey Bea

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

Mom sings song to child but gets the lyrics wrong.

"You know that Hall and Oates song 'She's Gone' where he says he'd pay the devil to replace her? Don't you think that's a little extreme?"