Lyric Memorizer Gifts

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Giuseppe Verdi

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"Page 33, line 4..."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

Cagey Bea

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

Mom sings song to child but gets the lyrics wrong.

"You know that Hall and Oates song 'She's Gone' where he says he'd pay the devil to replace her? Don't you think that's a little extreme?"