Lyric Appreciator Gifts

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Iliadette.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

You are my sunshine!

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Final words on gravestones.

How a poet works

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."