Lyric Appreciation Gifts

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Iliadette.

Rap music

You are my sunshine!

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Senta jumps into the sea

Hoodie Hang-out

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Fossil record player.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

How a poet works

Karaoke night.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Jerry Lordan

George Martin

Musical genres

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.