Lyric Listener Gifts

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Audio Books

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

George Martin

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Musical genres

Jerry Lordan

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Karaoke night.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

We never roam anymore.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Nick Cave

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."