Lyric Listener Pillows

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Audio Books

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Musical genres

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Attention Span Man