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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Don Quixote

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Author does not do tricks."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."