Melody Rememberer Gifts

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Music downloads

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

New music conference

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony