Musical Memory Maker Gifts

Johnny Cashpoint.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

My First Camera

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Music downloads

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Check out this new store."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

A woman playing a keyboard